We're All In This Together Like Hostages Hoodie

Whenever some well meaning pep squad type reminds me that "we're all in this together" my mind immediately adds "like hostages" to the end of that statement. Do I want to be trapped in the dystopia with all the scum and villainy? Not really. Yet here we are. I guess we can despair together.

This funny shirt is a fun look for suffering through the hellscape with dark humor. Adorned with our bird and bunny characters, you too can give reality the cynical sneer it deserves.

Shirt Info:

• Cotton/Poly Blend
• 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
• Unisex Fit
• hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

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