Everything is Terrible Hoodie

Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.

Shirt Info:

• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester Fleece Interior for softness
  
• 100% Cotton Outer Shell for vibrant, durable prints
• 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
• Unisex Fit
• Hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:

• X-Small 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
• Small 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
• Medium 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
• Large 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
• X-Large 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
• 2X-Large 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
• 3X-Large 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

• Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days.
• Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will save you quite a lot on shipping fees.
• We understand how important it is to receive your order promptly. That's why we offer fast and reliable shipping options to our customers.
  • All orders are processed within 7 business days. Once your order has been processed, you will receive a tracking number via email so you can track your package.
  • We offer standard shipping and expedited shipping options, depending on your needs. Standard shipping usually takes 7 business days to arrive, while expedited shipping usually takes 4 business days to arrive.
  • Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by the shipping carrier. If you have any concerns about the delivery of your order, please contact us and we will do our best to help.

• If you're not 100% satisfied, let us know and we'll make it right.
• We strive to provide you with the best shopping experience possible. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, you can return it within 7 days of the delivery date for a refund or exchange.
  • To be eligible for a return or exchange, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
  • Please note that certain items, such as personalized or custom-made products, are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • If you have any issues with your product, please contact us at jftgmc@gmail.com and we will do our best to resolve the issue.
  • All products sold on come with a 7 day warranty against defects in materials and workmanship. If you believe your product has a defect, please contact us and we will be happy to help you.